Ramona, Sona Aur Mona – Meri Zindagi Ka Rona :-(*Drama Queen*)

One of my readers wrote to me about her problems. I know I can help her with her love issues; woh alag baat hai meri love life is complicated. Why doesn’t Ramona understand this! She is so occupied with her perfect life and perfect job. But I think I will keep persuading her, mere column ke khatir...mere readers ke khatir. I am so attached to this column and I shouldn’t just let it slip away. What do you readers suggest?


And if things weren’t bad enough, Suneel stole Sid’s designs and is now tagging them as his own! Poor guy is devastated. I sometimes wish duniya mein bure log ho ney nahin chahiye. Hum jaise achey logon ki zindagi kitni achi hotey...nahin?


Na toh Sona aur Mona aur Suneel jaise log hotey aur na humari life itni tension mein hoti. I think I am going to go and console Sid now and probably eat Golguppas...somethings in life are always there for you 

Mahi+Ishan= over? Nahiiiiiiii!!!!

They say every dark cloud has a silver lining, magar mujhe toh lagta hai ki jo mera naam ka cloud hai woh hamesha hee thundering ke beech mein rehta hai! Kuch bhi sahi nahi ho sakta hai na mera saath? Bullshit!



Bas kal tak hee sab kuch accha ho raha tha! Ishan and I…sigh! Whenever I am with him I forget everything…I mean literally everything! Mummy aur Anjali ki nagging…Sona-Mona aur Ramona. I even forget that I am not a hot beautiful but a fat girl who is categorised as a born loser! Sheesh! Aur ab yeh…kisko pata chala and kaise pata chala? I swear on god whoever is giving all the khabar about me and Ishan, main uske upper hee baith jaonge! Chittar padenge usko!


Sniff; sniff now Ishan is upset and ignoring me! How do I tell him that it’s not my doing, that I am happy with just him giving me attention? I don’t need anyone else really. What Ishan makes me feel…no one can come close to that!


I hope to god ki jaldi hee yeh kala rain cloud mere sar se chat jaye! I want Ishan back!



So long…



Mahi.

10 Things Mahi Will Do When She Loses Weight

Yaar my life is so pathetic *DQ* (Drama Queen)…bhagwan tumne mujhe itna mota kyun banaya? Mummy toh mujhe dekh kar kehti hai that she should have done family planning! Bah. Family walon ka toh pata nahi but my life would be meaningless without Sid and Roshni! Aur Ishan ke bina toh it would be completely bland!

You know why I love Ishan? Simply kyunki he likes me the way I am! He doesn’t want me to exercise and wear choti chaddis just like other skinny girls. Sab ka apna style and pace hota hai and I have mine! But patla toh hona hee hoga na kabhi na kabhi and my time is running out too.

Toh I have thought of a few things to do first when I get slim and they are:

1.    Get Sid to design the sexy clothes for me! I am going to be his next muse.
2.    Sona-Mona ko dikha denge ki I am also hot yaar!
3.    Will make sure Ishan falls head over heals in love with me [like I am right now!]
4.    Dance on the song Beedi Jalayle…
5.    Make Roshni jealous by being the centre of attention everywhere!
6.    save tons of money on food :-P
7.    Date hot men.
8.    Make my sister jealous.
9.    Make guys stare at me!

Abhi tak toh yeh sirf sapna hai…magar mere sapne poore honge! Hmm out for a work-out now…will talk to you later. Ciao!

Cheers,

Mahi

Ishaan is my Man? Can You Believe This! (pinches herself)

My neighbours Many & Toto can’t believe that I am dating Ishan. ‘The Ishan Singh’ .I think they secretly have a crush on him, girls as well as guys are jealous of me LOL :-P – Yes! I am dating the page three Ishan Singh. Yes the one who has more girlfriends than Tiger Woods.  Maybe this is destined. Yes Ishan & I are destined to be together- Soul mates?

Now Sid too has a point. Maybe I am just the Flavour of the week..maybe he finds me funny and entertaining. Maybe if I become one of those size zero chicks..He would soon get bored with me too. Hmmm.. par itni mehnat kaun Karen? Who will get up 6 in the morning? Huh! FINE! The whole world wants me to lose weight... grrrh!

Here I go..One more try. I am soooooooooo tired! Sid toh peeche hi pad gaya hain.. and he is getting some ugly looking papita for breakfast, mein aur papita! Where are my cookies and my chocolates. Ishaan ke liye kya kya karna padega.

Sona ka birthday cake! Oh god koi dekh bhi nahin raha ek piece kha leti hoon. Kal gym mein doh extra crunches maar loongi. Damn this weight loss program, ek din mein results kyon nahin dikhtey hain.  Anyways I am trying hard not to smell the aroma of hot chocolate chip cookies & day-dream about choley bhature..coz I am thinking about him.. Ishaan (Blush Blush) – see you for now!

Cheers!
Mahi

What guys really mean when they say...

What men really mean when they say…

Well girls time for a reality check... knock knock!! Open the door dah-ling and hear the warning signs. Ok some not so common phrases used by the ‘Adams’ of our lives which just mean the same. *sigh* *sigh* - hehe! Anyways who wants to be with the guy who doesn’t have the courtesy or guts to tell you the truth on your face but will just beat around the bush? Came across many such issues while writing ‘Mahi’s Way’ and well, you know, this is what I think: If he can form an impression about you by just meeting you once or seeing your pic, he is not worth it!

Sid & Roshni gave me some insights on what men really mean when they say and well, it all ended in a silly fight with these both! Anyways I am sharing the gyan they imparted…

1. Tu meri sis jaisi hoon- (tum kitni ugly ho)
2. Its not you its me babes- (matlab tum kitni ugly ho)
3. Maine tumhe uss nazar se dekha nahi (yeah yeah I definitely don’t find you hot at all!)
4. Meri life bohot complicated hain- (why do you want to complicate it further?)
5. I don’t believe in relationships. They are over-rated. (Ok I believe in relationships but I don’t want to be with you.)
6. I think office romance main kabhi nahi panda chahiye (haan yes but not)

Hmm ok so for now itna hi... milte hain break ke baad!

Cheers!

Weight Loss program and tips, for beginners

Pata hai aaj kya hua? Subah subah Ankur came to me to get his absent letter signed. This boy had been bunking college for the past two weeks and all this for a girl! Bakwaas. And here I was seeing my world turn rosy because of Ishan.

Magar sab toh nahi hota hai na? Ramona caught me sleeping! Kya karu Sid is making me go to the gym-shym…phew! But I had a divine intervention in Ishan’s form! Hahahaha… yet again he reminded me ki mujhe wohi karna chahiye that I really like! Sigh…

Shayad losing weight is a good thing but its not easy! Well I am the biggest and the best example really…

So to make life a little easier just take mera thoda advice:

1. Do not walk down the lane jahan pe pastry shop ho! Sari mehnat & will power will go down the drain yaar!
2. Avoid parties and brunches for a while!
3. Control your urges and don’t even go to Nirula’s to check out the stuff you like to eat!
4. Don’t pester the gali ka kutta to run after you so you may run and lose weight!
5. Don’t get into rigorous gyming right away.
6. As Ishan says: I am perfect the way I am, everyone is so! Bhagwan ne hum sab ko special banaya hai so you need to find your own pace! Bas and then you are set bhai!

To Do OR Not To Do? (Mahi's Post-Date Tips!)

Sigh Valentine's Day is over and what a date it was! Everything was just perfect and silly me just kept thinking the opposite. But what does he mean when he says “I like funny girls…”  Am I supposed to feel special?

When I reached Tochini last night, Ishan was surprised to see me but not upset. He did not make me feel unwanted instead he was really nice. In fact when I ordered a Caesar salad, he ordered a 13’ pizza…can you beat that? He said that he did not like girl who hardly ate, after all food was meant to be eaten and enjoyed [We even think alike!].

Arre I toh was worried as hell. All my nightmares of making a fool of myself disappeared yaar! So now that I have had a successful first date with Ishan... I am going to give you pretty single [hopeful] girls out there some pointers…


1. Pehle toh be yourself.


2. order food and don’t chew on some salad. Food is meant to be enjoyed [says Ishan]


3. Dil khol kar haso on genuinely funny things.


4. Be honest. Jhoot bolne se phas jaoge


5. Zindagi mein kuch nayapan lao…be ready for adventures [I climbed over a gate and Ishan helped me too!]


Now follow upper ke sab pointers dearies and be khush!

Cheers,

Mahi